What’s the worst thing I’ve stolen? Probably little pieces of other people’s lives. Where I’ve either wasted their time or hurt them in some way. That’s the worst thing you can steal, the time of other people. You just can’t get that back.

(Source: teflonly)

smallgayreadytoplay:

pineplapple:

This is hands down the best parody twitter ever

In case anyone was wondering there is in fact a book made out of these tweets

wallylock:

when you share your evil schemes with your friends

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graffeti:

me and my brother were fighting and he grabs his phone and randomly calls a number and he says “is this the dog pound? because my sister is the biggest bitch”

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

gallifrey-feels:

More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren’t considered ‘marriages’ since the definition of a marriage was ‘couple with child’), no requirement for women to take their husband’s names or give up their property, but comedians couldn’t get married

It’s Adam and Eve not Adam Sandler and Eve

(Source: saltwaterandink)

enjoyingtheviews:

Anon or not if you dare, ladies

enjoyingtheviews:

Anon or not if you dare, ladies

(Source: southernfratguy)

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tsunamio:

spookynotsky:

OH MY FUCKING GOD MY CAT?? HOW?!

fly

tsunamio:

spookynotsky:

OH MY FUCKING GOD
MY CAT??
HOW?!

fly

(Source: soranotsky)

I didn’t get over it, but I got used to it.

warpedesto:

do you ever just

make a friend and think

I am so glad this friend is mine

(Source: cloudamie)

carlospalrner:

when ppl reblog ur art and write nice things in the tags

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jaclcfrost:

assrah:

jaclcfrost:

my songs have vague suspicions about what you did in the dark

let’s precariously light these objects up

i am moderately aflame



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